So how many months do we currently have in the Gregorian Calendar? Twelve at last count. But by jingo, we’ve lost quite a few of them recently. November is now Movember, July is Dry July, February is Febfast, August is just crap. That leaves only seven. Which makes for a pretty short year. I say, reclaim our months! We’re losing a lot of time just by renaming stuff, although on the bright side, with only 7 months a year I’ll probably live to be 100. So it’s a bit of a toss-up.
Unfortunately, as I get older, my eyesight gets worse and worse. I have no real idea what’s out there anymore.
Look for a body. Any body will do. Or anybody. Most bodies are attached to a head. Or ahead. Take it from there.