There was this time when a guy I knew hid a clock in my jacket pocket, and when I left the pub I could hear it plain as day. Tick tick tick. To tell you the truth, I was slightly alarmed.
I’ve often been asked, how do you make it big? Well, one simple way is to start with it small, then gradually increase its size. Before you know it, you’ve made it big. Easy as. You can try this at home, or anywhere there is something small. Just remember, size is relative. Your big may be someone else’s small, and vice versa. Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about this.