RECLAIM THE MONTHS

So how many months do we currently have in the Gregorian Calendar? Twelve at last count. But by jingo, we’ve lost quite a few of them recently. November is now Movember, July is Dry July, February is Febfast, August is just crap. That leaves only seven. Which makes for a pretty short year. I say, reclaim our months! We’re losing a lot of time just by renaming stuff, although on the bright side, with only 7 months a year I’ll probably live to be 100. So it’s a bit of a toss-up.

Making It Big

I’ve often been asked, how do you make it big? Well, one simple way is to start with it small, then gradually increase its size. Before you know it, you’ve made it big. Easy as. You can try this at home, or anywhere there is something small. Just remember, size is relative. Your big may be someone else’s small, and vice versa. Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about this.